oldprickbitches:

Omfg I was sitting in a room with a bunch of my aunts, uncles and cousins and my grandma had this weird smile on her face so I asked her what was up and she just looked at me and said “everyone in this house is alive thanks to my vagina”

stevenspielburger:

pherie:

have you ever just looked at someone and gotten the strongest urge to kiss them and feel how soft their lips are and how their tongue feels against yours and have you ever wanted to kiss them softly and hold their face in your hands and feel the texture of their lips like wow kissing

fuck

Yes i have

paperbagjob:

keepdrinkingpoison:

Greatest pick up of all time

oh nap ily

psychofactz:

More Facts on Psychofacts :)

Ha

Saturday ish my birthday!! :D im expecting a lot of texts and hugs, my favorite(: wooohooo c(:

cr00kedteeth:

high-h0pess:

thekidssweusedtobe:

squeekkyysoapie:

this is probably the only sex gif i will every reblog, because for some reason i feel like it’s more than just sex. i don’t know if it’s how they’re actually looking at one another or the way they can’t get close enough. he’s actually looking at her like a person and not just a sex object. 

The way his hand goes down her body… Omg

this is what making love should feels like.

sigh

I love this gif
So damn much

probably the hottest sex gif ever tbh

fitnessmeansconfidence:

this is like the realist shit ever

whyjess:

i hope i die in my sleep so i can at least say i died doing something i love

operationinfuriatedpunishment:

theaprilsmeow:

thefrogman:

Baby ducks are ruining the sanctity of marriage. 

God damn motherduckers

adam and eve, not huey and louie

Lmaooo the face at the bottom always cracks me up lol

music was a good idea thank u humans who made music a thing

;) =*